a restriction in blood supply

All I Need by Radiohead (fan made video)

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 22:31:41 GMT

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:59:46 GMT

Dear i_elle_u,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a loser. I think I realized it the first of May at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you hit on my penpal in Ghana. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand the middle-east. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I will really REALLY never to forget our friendship.

Greetz to your freaky family,
Michele

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your LJ),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___.
___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
Annat; With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit at
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs; Man
O.C.; Emotional
One Tree Hill; Open
Heroes; Frostbitten
Lost; High
House; Scarred
Simpsons; Cowardly
The news; Mongolic
Idol; Masochistic
Family Guy; Senile
Top Model; Middle-class
Annat; Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:36:45 GMT

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Stability	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	50%
Orderliness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	33%
Accommodation	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Interdependence	\|\|\|\|	16%
Intellectual	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	76%
Mystical	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Artistic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Religious	\|\|	10%
Hedonism	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Materialism	\|\|	10%
Narcissism	\|\|	10%
Adventurousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Work ethic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	63%
Self absorbed	\|\|\|\|	16%
Conflict seeking	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Need to dominate	\|\|\|\|	16%

Romantic	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Avoidant	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Anti-authority	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Wealth	\|\|\|\|\|\|	23%
Dependency	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	36%
Change averse	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Cautiousness	\|\|\|\|\|\|	30%
Individuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	43%
Sexuality	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Peter pan complex	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Physical security	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	56%
Physical Fitness	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	70%
Histrionic	\|\|	10%
Paranoia	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%
Vanity	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	83%
Hypersensitivity	\|\|\|\|	16%
Indie	\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|	90%

Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality test by similarminds.com

Trait Snapshot:
introverted, secretive, messy, depressed, does not like leadership, somewhat nihilistic, observer, does not make friends easily, unassertive, feels invisible, feels undesirable, hates large parties, does not like to stand out, leisurely, suspicious, submissive, abstract, unpredictable, intellectual, likes rain, likes the unknown, negative, weird, not a risk taker, unadventurous, avoidant, strange

Stability results were medium which suggests you are moderately relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were low which suggests you are very reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:56:05 GMT

Everyone has things they blog about. Everyone has things they don't blog about. Challenge me out of my comfort zone by telling me something I don't blog about, but you'd like to hear about, and I'll write a post about it. Ask for anything: latest movie watched, last book read, political leanings, thoughts on yaoi, favorite type of underwear, writing techniques, etc.

Repost in your own journal so that we can all learn more about each other.

Venereal Disease

Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:11:07 GMT

Happy VD olol

This is my only coping mechanism.

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 22:17:30 GMT

I CAN DRIVE AGAIN

edit: also yay, my laptop can access the internet again, total upswing!

All the snow melted and everything, I've been riding my bike like crazy.

this wasn't very surprising

Mon, 19 Nov 2007 04:51:47 GMT

Emotional IQ test

Self-report Component
Subscale IQ score = 58
Subscale percentile = 0.26

According to your self-report answers, your emotional intelligence is very poor. People who score like you do feel that they have trouble dealing with their own emotions and those of others. They struggle to overcome difficulties in their lives and they are unable to control their moods. It’s hard for them to understand how best to motivate themselves and reach their goals. In addition, they find social interactions quite difficult, for several reasons. They may have trouble allowing themselves to get close with others, finding it difficult to be vulnerable enough to establish intimacy. They also report having trouble offering support to others, likely due to the fact that they do not understand where others are coming from or they lack ideas about how best to help. Perhaps by working on your problem areas, you can become more confident in dealing with your own emotions and those of others.

So I'm pretty good at making bad decisions

Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:23:36 GMT

In this riveting episode of fucking shit up, I tried to get McAffee to stfu and go away (because my warranty or whatever expired and all it does is take up HUUUUGE amounts of space).

Anyway, I began shutting down everything with "mc" (or a variant thereof) at the beginning in Task Manager, which should have obviously been a bad idea, but as I've been sleeping roughly 3 hours each night for the past week, common sense eluded me and it seemed perfectly logical FOREVER. Now it won't boot up in any mode (last good configuration, safe mode, etc) and I don't know what to do otherwise. Hopefully, I can get it to work and access all off my 1337 files, or else I'm going to die of misery, seriously, I was making this super awesome picture and everything. Not to mention it has the fruits of all my stalking labours. I'm trying to find the CDs, but to no avail.

Lols, I need some kind of personal attendant to constantly nag me or something. I'm hazardous.

I want to call my dad, but he left for Ft. Benning today, and I juuuust told him yesterday (his birthday) that I was going to try to screw up less often. Ahahaha.

Really, everything will probably be fine by the weekend. I'm just really silly. It's all for the better, I need to lay the hell off the internet and start making friends, or something.

Here's another post so my journal doesn't feel lonely

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 21:06:37 GMT

write ten statements, intended for different people. never tell which one is to who; write the things you've always wanted to tell people.

1. I secretly hate you.
2. If you can see this, you're viewing my journal.
3. I'm in your base. Guess what I am doing there!
4. I obsess over you relentlessly and will never, ever tell.
5. I have a cancer in the back of my neck and have a month to live.
6. I stole 21 things from you today.
7. I gave you HIV, herpes, mad cow, and a debt of 900,000 greenbacks.
8. I lost the college funds in that Vegas layover five years ago. I'm really sorry and hope that you still love me. It won't happen again I swear
9. I will stop overreacting, I promise gaiz.
10. Se: amor broma es

this

Sun, 11 Nov 2007 15:34:54 GMT

Delete_fucking_everything, but actually I didn't and I'm doing everything wrong.

A few hours later I forgot how to be butthurt. The end!

Career Crusin'

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 07:46:42 GMT

Like a hungry beast of rage I consumed all that I did at 3am or whatever. Now there is this. I feel it's more accurate than taxidermy.

1.	Animator
2.	Cartoonist / Comic Illustrator
3.	Illustrator
4.	Costume Designer
5.	Makeup Artist
6.	Gardener
7.	Dancer
8.	Sign Maker
9.	Computer Animator
10.	Artist
11.	Musician
12.	Special Effects Technician
13.	Arborist
14.	Horticulturist
15.	Desktop Publisher
16.	Website Designer
17.	Composer
18.	Nursery / Greenhouse Grower
19.	Graphic Designer
20.	Fruit and Vegetable Grower
21.	Fashion Designer
22.	Conservator
23.	Translator
24.	Video Game Developer
25.	Insulator
26.	Zookeeper
27.	Musical Instrument Builder and Repairer
28.	Multimedia Developer
29.	Flooring Installer
30.	Plasterer
31.	Drywaller
32.	Tailor / Dressmaker
33.	Tilesetter
34.	Dental Lab Tech
35.	Business Systems Analyst
36.	Archivist
37.	Animal Trainer
38.	Glazier
39.	Conservation Officer
40.	Plumber